My 12 Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas, my true loves gave to me…

Twelve I love you Mummy’s,

Eleven hidden keys,

Ten cheeky grins,

Nine uneaten dinners,

Eight ED visits,

Seven swallowed beads,

Six broken toys,

Five Golden Showers……

Four drawn on walls,

Three smelly farts,

Two violent spews….

And a dirty stinky napppppeeeeeeeeee!

Merry Christmas everyone, and a Happy New Year!

~ May the best of your 2016 be the worst of your 2017 ~

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